The Hamstring Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.