The Intentional Grounding Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- A mysterious flag erases Ehlinger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ehlinger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.