The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.