The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.