The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- The broadcast shows LaPorta on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
LaPorta drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.