The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- LaPorta goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
LaPorta's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.