The Hamstring Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make LaPorta's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.