The Blocking Assignment Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- LaPorta is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.