The Snap Count Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
LaPorta's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.