The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- Ref: "Number LaPorta, that's a flag." LaPorta: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- LaPorta spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.