The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- LaPorta will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
LaPorta, LaPorta, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.