The Hamstring Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- LaPorta finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
LaPorta, LaPorta, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.