The Blocking Assignment Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- LaPorta spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.