The Snap Count Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- LaPorta will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.