The Invisible Route Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- LaPorta gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take LaPorta's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.