The Invisible Route Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- LaPorta sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
LaPorta, LaPorta, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.