The Snap Count Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- LaPorta will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.