The Invisible Route Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“A mysterious flag erases LaPorta's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.