The Late Scratch Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.