The Butter-Finger Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UConn's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Bell, that's a flag." Bell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.