The Hamstring Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Buccaneers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.