The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Buccaneers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Buccaneers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
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- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
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- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.