The Late Scratch Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Buccaneers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.