The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Buccaneers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Buccaneers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.