The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Buccaneers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.