The Phantom Flag Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Buccaneers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.