The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Buccaneers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Buccaneers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.