The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Buccaneers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.