The Late Scratch Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Buccaneers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Buccaneers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Baker Mayfield
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- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.