The Prevent Defense Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Buccaneers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
81%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Buccaneers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
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- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.