The Snap Count Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Buccaneers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.