The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Buccaneers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.