The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Buccaneers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.