The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Buccaneers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Buccaneers, Buccaneers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.