The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Buccaneers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Buccaneers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.