The Hamstring Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Buccaneers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Buccaneers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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- Ted Hurst III
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.