The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Buccaneers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Cade Otton
- Sean Tucker
- Ted Hurst III
- Chase McLaughlin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.