The Dropped Pass Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Higgins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.