The Butter-Finger Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Higgins's stadium. Only over Higgins.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Higgins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Higgins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.