The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Higgins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Higgins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.