The Snap Count Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.