The Hamstring Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.