The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.