The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.