The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.