The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.