The Snap Count Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.