The Blocking Assignment Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.