The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.