The Mystery Tweak Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.